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If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it? |
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They hang the man, and flog the woman, That steals the goose from off the common; But let the greater villain loose, That steals the common from the goose. |
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2010-05-04 09:20 |
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Alcohol is not an answer but it certainly helps to forget the questions. |
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2010-05-04 09:20 |
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Theories are cheap; proof is precious. |
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theory, proof, science |
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2010-05-04 09:19 |
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Freedom is not 'choosing between black and white', but to avoid such predetermined choice. |
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freedom, choice |
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2010-05-04 09:19 |
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Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted. |
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silence |
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2010-05-04 09:19 |
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Beauty is only a light switch away. |
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beauty, imagination |
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2010-05-04 09:19 |
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We need a law that will permit a voter to sue a candidate for breach of promise. |
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2010-05-04 02:24 |
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"A philosopher," said the theologian, "is like a blind man in a darkened room looking for a black cat that isn't there." "That's right," the philosopher replied, "and if he were a theologian, he'd find it. |
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2010-05-04 02:16 |
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Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently. |
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philosophy, happiness |
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2010-05-04 02:16 |
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Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. |
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time, death, life |
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2010-05-04 00:54 |
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Stupid ideas seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. |
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2010-05-03 22:54 |
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To know recursion, you must first know recursion. |
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2010-05-03 22:53 |
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Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. |
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2010-05-03 22:53 |
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Life is complex: it has real and imaginary parts. |
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2010-05-03 22:53 |
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Did it ever occur to you that nothing occurs to God? |
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2010-05-03 22:51 |
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Imagine the silence if everyone said only what they know. |
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2010-05-03 22:49 |
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If you want to hide your face, walk naked. |
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2010-05-03 22:48 |
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An authority is anyone who guessed right more than once. |
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2010-05-03 21:57 |
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When I lie down on my bed and look at the stars in the sky I always wonder where the heck is my ceiling? |
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2010-05-03 21:03 |
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Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity. |
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War On Terror, peace, war, rape, virgin |
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2010-05-03 20:29 |
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Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. |
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2010-05-03 19:53 |
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A camel is a horse designed by a committee. |
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planning, camel, efficiency |
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2010-05-03 17:56 |
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When you are standing on the edge of a cliff a step forward is not progress. |
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2010-05-03 12:15 |
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. |
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2010-05-01 23:07 |
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